For years my friends have argued and debated about the film Pretty In Pink. Did Andie make the right choice? Should she have ended up with her crush, Blane? Or best friend Duckie? This is the part of the conversation where I throw my ice cubes at them and yell BORING. The answer is neither. Neither … More The Hottest Bad Asses, Villains, and Weirdos on TV
All the worlds a stage? No, all the world is your captive audience and we are waiting with bated breath to see what you will post next. Sex sells, and these days sex is content. Hi gloss, hi res, pictures and pixels. 140 characters coming at us to tell us who, what, where, and … More Selfie U
Sorry I don’t look exactly like what you expected. Or wanted. I was born into this body. I haven’t always treated it well. I’ve starved, sedated, amped, teased, dyed, painted, and burned it in order to try to look and feel Vogue perfect. Sorry I’m late. Sorry I don’t look exactly like what you … More Sorry
You love us? Really? All of us? Even the poor, the unmarried, the homosexual, the oversexed, and the overworked? Do you love the women who get their birth control at Planned Parenthood? Or the women who are seeing to it that women can have a safe abortion if they’ve been raped, “legitimately” or not? By … More Ann Romney, Do You Really Love Us Women?
It was recently July 14th, so I said to a guy, “Happy Bastille Day”! He sort of rolled his eyes and churlishly mumbled. “The fuck do I care about Bastille day? And why the fuck do you? Why should we care in the US about some dumb French holiday?” All rudeness aside, I decided to … More Storming The Bastille
I’m back, bitches! What, you don’t believe in reincarnation? Oh, you’ll vote for a presidential candidate who believes in magic underwear, but you don’t believe that I can come back in a different form? Well, guess again. I don’t need the Brothers Grimm to tell my story anymore. I have the mainstream media telling my … More Jan Brewer: Witchy Woman
Goddamned Obama. Goddamned Supreme Court! Who do they think they are forcing me to have health care when I don’t want it? That’s it. I’m packing my bags and moving to Canada. I’m really doing it this time too. I know I’ve said I would do it before, like when they gave the gay people … More Packing My Bags For Canada
Summer is here and I need to get the air conditioning on my ’98 VW fixed. I think it is time this Class ‘A’ gold digger took a trip to a discount store to get a new pair of heels. It’s hunting season! You see, I’ve been accused of being a gold digger, but I’m … More Digging For Gold
Mad Men’s Don Draper is a bad husband. He constantly cheats. He cheats on the women he cheats with. He drinks his meals and not in a Jamba Juice immunity boost kind of way, but a Bushmills for breakfast way. He will slap his woman around. He is a workaholic. He’s not even a good … More Be A Man, Or Be Jon Hamm
We stand to sing our national anthem because it is THE LAW (Ed: it is not a law). Standing for our anthem is tradition and it is to honor our flag and our country. We put our hand over our heart and it is a contract, just like putting our hand on a stack of … More Get Up, Stand Up, Stand Up For The Stripes
ALI MacLEAN 