Why My Boyfriend Has A Hook For A Hand

So, when you meet Tim, just don’t mention the, you know. I mean, time has passed but he’s still a bit sensitive about it and all. It totally wasn’t his fault.   See he lives above an Olde English Pub, which was built a few thousand years ago and is more like a tunnel in … More Why My Boyfriend Has A Hook For A Hand

A Very Raging Christmas – Crap Music Is Over, If You Want It

In a land far, far away, called Great Britain a yearly war wages every winter. In this magical Narnian Isle, music is still a viable commodity taken very seriously. Their denizens actually record new holiday songs every season in the hopes of having the top Christmas single of the year. We cynics across the pond … More A Very Raging Christmas – Crap Music Is Over, If You Want It