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Hey, everybody! I’m pregnant! But if you’re a woman, so are you! That is, if you have a period and you live in Arizona. Sorry to the men out there who are reading this and don’t want to get into all this icky female stuff, but it’s official government news now. You know, since the … More What To Expect When You’re Expecting In Arizona
For the record, I am not a crazy cat lady. No matter how many cat calendars, cat magnets or cat notebooks my mother gives me, or how many cute LOL Cats people post on my Facebook wall…I’m really a dog person, I grew up with dogs. I’m not that into cats. I don’t even think … More My Life With Kitler
I spoke with Psychic to the Stars, Psychic Girl, aka Jusstine Kenzer about who would make the perfect date for me on Valentines Day. ALI: I don’t have a date for Valentines Day. I have a boyfriend. Yet, I’m still dateless on Valentines Day. JUSSTINE: You have a boyfriend. A: Yeah. He is out of … More Not Letting My Boyfriend Get In The Way Of Having The Perfect Valentines Day Date
Ladies! The biggest day of the year is coming up. Don’t let another year of a flower-free desk or chocolate-less, barren, empty life make you miserable. If you don’t get a ring, a date, a kiss or even a hello come this 14th, you could be one step away from suicide. Or worse, a Marie … More Stupid Cupid – A Workplace Valentines Survey
Okay, I was never good at math, but 60 pounds equals 60 pounds. Right? If you have 60 pounds in one bag, and then take fifteen pounds out and put it in another bag and both of those bags are going on a plane you are still taking 60 pounds of your precious belongings onto … More American Has Baggage
So, when you meet Tim, just don’t mention the, you know. I mean, time has passed but he’s still a bit sensitive about it and all. It totally wasn’t his fault. See he lives above an Olde English Pub, which was built a few thousand years ago and is more like a tunnel in … More Why My Boyfriend Has A Hook For A Hand
Greetings, Bloglings. There’s been a little makeover here. Just sprucing up a bit. Hope you all are following me at http://www.witstream.com, especially for the big political events like the Republican ‘debates’. I’ve gone through several bottles of cooking sherry while doing my running commentary and the other comedians involved have moved on to much harder … More The Goddesses Must Be Crazy
It’s prom weekend in Hollywood and the parties and secret shows leading up to the Grammys have already begun. Why anyone would leave their house for a secret Black Eyed Peas show after their disaster at the Super Bowl last week, is beyond me, but someone is still buying their albums. If you can give … More Grammys: Meet the New Prom King, Same As The Old Prom King
Reposted from Antiquiet The last time I saw The Pixies‘ Doolittle tour, I was too young. As in: too young to get into the venue. My teen guy friends, Dan, Mike, and I snuck out of our houses and drove an hour south of Boston to sneak into a dive in Rhode Island called The Living … More La La Love The Pixies: The US Doolittle Tour Ends In San Diego
Biopics are normally saved for the icons that are old and wrinkled octogenarians reflecting back on their life of accomplishments. But what if through sheer grit, determination, talent and an unyielding belief in yourself, you’ve managed to cram all that life and success into half a lifetime? Sarah Townsend began working with Eddie Izzard back … More I Believe That Eddie Izzard Is Our Future
ALI MacLEAN 